"scoob" (scoobsti) 07/25/2016 at 21:18 • Filed to: None

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > scoob 07/25/2016 at 21:22

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More like:

Potential Driver: I had to cut everybody off, and I’m still late. My bad. I’ll drive worse next time.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > scoob 07/25/2016 at 21:24

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True story a MARTA bus driver in Atlanta got a few DUIs and lost his license, so the put him behind the controls of a train.

Slant6 > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 07/25/2016 at 21:31

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I mean no yellow line to cross, you have the right of way virtually everywhere. Don’t see a problem.

Berang > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/25/2016 at 21:50

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Prospective Driver: *drives past interview 20 minutes late*

Boss: He has just what we need.

scoob > Slant6 07/25/2016 at 21:53

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*Insert news stories of train wrecks caused by distracted conductors*

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > scoob 07/25/2016 at 21:59

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The black guy looks like Captain Sisko’s son.

Slant6 > scoob 07/25/2016 at 22:02

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I also don’t live in an area where trains are a thing. Yeah we have a little CSX yard but they only would send one or two empty trains through my town a week.

But I’m also a railfan, and I go way out of my way to see trains. But yeah, I’m sure it’s harder than it looks.